Success Kid

Put on pants from yesterday Wallet already in back pocket

Put on pants from yesterday Wallet already in back pocket  Success Kid

Started raining after I got in my car Stopped raining before I got out

Started raining after I got in my car Stopped raining before I got out  Success Kid

Always been too skinny for a guy, approaching mid-20's Relative attractiveness increasing as peers get fat

Always been too skinny for a guy, approaching mid-20's Relative attractiveness increasing as peers get fat  Success Kid

rode 3 exits Didn't Die

rode 3 exits Didn't Die  Success Kid

Posted to wrong subreddit upvotes anyway

Posted to wrong subreddit upvotes anyway  Success Kid

Came into work 30 minutes late Boss is out sick

Came into work 30 minutes late Boss is out sick  Success Kid

We decided to try to have a kid first time!

We decided to try to have a kid first time!  Success Kid

blacked out drunk last night did the dishes, laundry, and took out trash

blacked out drunk last night did the dishes, laundry, and took out trash  Success Kid

Aim for shit stain on toilet bowl got it all off

Aim for shit stain on toilet bowl  got it all off   Success Kid

Cute girl texted me first

Cute girl texted me first  Success Kid
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