Success Kid

Someone mentioned horses in a conversation "nay" was a relevant response

Someone mentioned horses in a conversation

Feminist scoffed at me because I held the door open for her Told her That's exactly how I would expect a woman to act

Feminist scoffed at me because I held the door open for her Told her That's exactly how I would expect a woman to act  Success Kid

Busty girl ran into me Her boobs touched me

Busty girl ran into me Her boobs touched me  Success Kid

No one was there Got a tour of the press room, and signed my name on a wall in the WH basement instead

No one was there Got a tour of the press room, and signed my name on a wall in the WH basement instead   Success Kid

Went to a meeting Stole a coffee cup.

Went to a meeting Stole a coffee cup.  Success Kid

Slept in a spooky hotel Made it though the night

Slept in a spooky hotel Made it though the night  Success Kid

Stayed over at uncle eddie's wasn't molested

Stayed over at uncle eddie's wasn't molested  Success Kid

yell and pinch my gf because i have anger issues still together for 2 years

yell and pinch my gf because i have anger issues still together for 2 years  Success Kid

Server on Prom Night Got no prom tables

Server on Prom Night Got no prom tables  Success Kid

Promised self not to act emotional in front of ex Smiled and made smalltalk

Promised self not to act emotional in front of ex Smiled and made smalltalk  Success Kid
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