Success Kid

New girlfriend She swallows

New girlfriend She swallows  Success Kid

chav in the street asked me for 10p Didn't get robbed when I said I have no cash on me

chav in the street asked me for 10p Didn't get robbed when I said I have no cash on me  Success Kid

Went out to go buy a condom Didn't even have to use it

Went out to go buy a condom Didn't even have to use it   Success Kid

WENT ON PAID VACATION UNEMPLOYED

WENT ON PAID VACATION UNEMPLOYED  Success Kid

Lost enough weight To do awesome new sex position

Lost enough weight  To do awesome new sex position  Success Kid

woke up this morning could breathe through my nose

woke up this morning could breathe through my nose  Success Kid

look through picures on facebook with female friend nothing perverted gets shown

look through picures on facebook with female friend nothing perverted gets shown  Success Kid

races someone on the road cop pulls them over

races someone on the road cop pulls them over  Success Kid

Took a shit Didn't get water in my ass

Took a shit Didn't  get water in my ass  Success Kid

depressed my whole life finally happy

depressed my whole life finally happy  Success Kid
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