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I just got fired Next day I win lottery

I just got fired Next day I win lottery  Success Kid

killed two wasp nests before work this morning only ran away screaming the first time

killed two wasp nests before work this morning only ran away screaming the first time  Success Kid

if it aint a buzzin he prolly a fluzzin

if it aint a buzzin he prolly a fluzzin  Success Kid

learned kung fu caught a fly with my eyes closed!

learned kung fu caught a fly with my eyes closed!  Success Kid

Friend's mom offers bottle Get breast milk instead

Friend's mom offers bottle Get breast milk instead  Success Kid

Girlfriend has period Got a blowjob instead

Girlfriend has period Got a blowjob instead  Success Kid

Up all night working Passes Salesforce Admin Cert

Up all night working Passes Salesforce Admin Cert  Success Kid

Vats freezes Still alive when unfreezes

Vats freezes Still alive when unfreezes  Success Kid

Look like shit Still get hit on

Look like shit Still get hit on  Success Kid

saw picture of this kid as a 5 year old recognized him

saw picture of this kid as a 5 year old recognized him  Success Kid
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