Success Kid

Forgot to close door before masturbating No one came in

Forgot to close door before masturbating No one came in  Success Kid

Forgot to set my alarm clock last night Still woke up on time!

Forgot to set my alarm clock last night Still woke up on time!  Success Kid

bank teller wished me happy birthday didn't say you too

bank teller wished me happy birthday didn't say you too  Success Kid

Did all of my Christmas shopping In July

Did all of my Christmas shopping In July  Success Kid

realised computer battery is at 0% runs to get charger get back, computer is still on

realised computer battery is at 0% runs to get charger get back, computer is still on  Success Kid

Forgot about the homework. So did the teacher.

Forgot about the homework. So did the teacher.  Success Kid

Gf broke up with me still wants to have sex

Gf broke up with me still wants to have sex  Success Kid

Dog shits in random yard no one sees it

Dog shits in random yard no one sees it  Success Kid

Thought I was going to be late for work Avoided every stop light and pulled in right on time

Thought I was going to be late for work Avoided every stop light and pulled in right on time  Success Kid

3 degrees outside car was warm from the sun

3 degrees outside car was warm from the sun  Success Kid
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