Success Kid

Mom leaves for the weekend i can poop with the door open

Mom leaves for the weekend i can poop with the door open  Success Kid

told my best friend i loved her she hissed at me and then continued licking herself

told my best friend i loved her she hissed at me and then continued licking herself  Success Kid

Wore new dress clothes to a fancy dinner no stains or spills

Wore new dress clothes to a fancy dinner no stains or spills  Success Kid

Doesn't hand in a paper of 25% still passes the class

Doesn't hand in a paper of 25% still passes the class  Success Kid

bought one raffle ticket won the grand prize

bought one raffle ticket won the grand prize  Success Kid

asks "is it in yet" it isn't

asks

bought a donkey at a gas station only cost ten bucks

bought a donkey at a gas station only cost ten bucks  Success Kid

Feel something sticky under desk Blu-tack

Feel something sticky under desk Blu-tack  Success Kid

Sat outside for hours No mosquito bite

Sat outside 
for hours No mosquito bite  Success Kid

Titties For breakfast, lunch, and dinner

Titties For breakfast, lunch, and dinner  Success Kid
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