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visibly drunk at a party so a stranger tried to take my keys Told him I was mormon and have muscular dystrophy

visibly drunk at a party so a stranger tried to take my keys Told him I was mormon and have muscular dystrophy  Success Kid

enter cutest fist pump contest WIN

enter cutest fist pump contest WIN  Success Kid

Got my contact lens in on the first try

Got my contact lens in on the first try  Success Kid

Goes back to the front page after spending a while on other subreddits Blue Links

Goes back to the front page after spending a while on other subreddits Blue Links  Success Kid

favorite song is ending and there's an open parking spot

favorite song is ending and there's an open parking spot  Success Kid

signed up to present at a boring conference find out george takei is the featured speaker

signed up to present at a boring conference find out george takei is the featured speaker  Success Kid

5 out 6 kids and my wife gone for several days Have the money and energy to eat out for every meal

5 out 6 kids and my wife gone for several days Have the money and energy to eat out for every meal  Success Kid

cute girl on facebook open profile

cute girl on facebook open profile  Success Kid

Went back to sleep instead of going to class Wakes up to email canceling class

Went back to sleep instead of going to class Wakes up to email canceling class  Success Kid

Always curious what my ex's sister looked like naked Found her on /r/gonewild

Always curious what my ex's sister looked like naked Found her on /r/gonewild  Success Kid
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