Success Kid

Went to the library to study only surfed reddit 15 minutes in the first hour

Went to the library to study only surfed reddit 15 minutes in the first hour  Success Kid

Swerved to avoid hitting a bottle rolling across the street missed getting hit by a parked car trying to merge into traffic

Swerved to avoid hitting a bottle rolling across the street missed getting hit by a parked car trying to merge into traffic  Success Kid

Told girl at bar I had Tanqueray and Bubonic Chronic. She got the reference. I got laid.

Told girl at bar I had Tanqueray and Bubonic Chronic. She got the reference. I got laid.  Success Kid

Jackass Driver behind me Gets pulled over by the cop in front of me when I get over and he screams past

Jackass Driver behind me Gets pulled over by the cop in front of me when I get over and he screams past  Success Kid

Did my laundry Didn't lose a sock

Did my laundry Didn't lose a sock  Success Kid

Call client you don't care for Voicemail

Call client you don't care for Voicemail  Success Kid

Ex told me I wasn't going to amount to anything I'm now in law school and she's a stripper

Ex told me  I  wasn't going to amount to anything I'm now in law school and she's a stripper  Success Kid

On a diet. Entered a kebab shop to order some food. 3 dickheads started disrespecting a girl on the next table. Walked out without ordering or getting into a fight.

On a diet. Entered a kebab shop to order some food. 3 dickheads started disrespecting a girl on the next table. Walked out without ordering or getting into a fight.  Success Kid

single service salad bars

single service salad bars  Success Kid

Unemployed for 2 years, and swamped in debt. Make up my mind to commit suicide.

Unemployed for 2 years, and swamped in debt. Make up my mind to commit suicide.   Success Kid
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