Success Kid

Bangs on Keyboard "Sketch is Fully Constrained"

Bangs on Keyboard

mom ran out of formula got to suck on tits

mom ran out of formula got to suck on tits  Success Kid

Drove in Boston last night only got honked at three times

Drove in Boston last night only got honked at three times  Success Kid

Looks for pair of socks match on first try

Looks for pair of socks match on first try  Success Kid

iPhone Breaks Still a few days left on the warranty

iPhone Breaks Still a few days left on the warranty  Success Kid

Didn't clock out before using the restroom got paid to take a shit

Didn't clock out before using the restroom got paid to take a shit  Success Kid

Performs "Konami Code" on girl's nipples She gets the reference

Performs

started to microwave food for several minutes came back the exact second it finished

started to microwave food for several minutes came back the exact second it finished   Success Kid

Drop my phone/iPod at least once a week Have never had a screen crack in my life

Drop my phone/iPod at least once a week Have never had a screen crack in my life  Success Kid

self conscious about my weight got a hot black boyfriend

self conscious about my weight got a hot black boyfriend  Success Kid
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