Success Kid

Just took clothes out of dryer All socks made pairs

Just took clothes out of dryer All socks made pairs  Success Kid

asked some teenagers to be quiet didn't get stabbed

asked some teenagers to be quiet didn't get stabbed  Success Kid

Introduced my hot friend to reddit she posts to r/gonewild

Introduced my hot friend to reddit she posts to r/gonewild  Success Kid

No girlfriend Doesn't have to see Twilight

No girlfriend  Doesn't have to see Twilight  Success Kid

Remembers name of song that has been stuck in my head for a month while posting to /r/tipofmytongue

Remembers name of song that has been stuck in my head for a month while posting to /r/tipofmytongue  Success Kid

Watching late night movies sex scene

Watching late night movies sex scene  Success Kid

Made Spaghetti Didn't make too much spaghetti

Made Spaghetti Didn't make too much spaghetti  Success Kid

Accidentally called new girl my ex's nickname during sex. New girl comes to climax and screams "how did you know my nickname!?"

Accidentally called new girl my ex's nickname during sex. New girl comes to climax and screams

Found a stain on my shirt Right where my name tag goes

Found a stain on my shirt Right where my name tag goes  Success Kid

Takes claim, logs off, and logs back in the next day STILL HAS CLAIM

Takes claim, logs off, and logs back in the next day STILL HAS CLAIM  Success Kid
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