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Wife saved movie night with her vibrator batteries Now she must have sex with me!

Wife saved movie night with her vibrator batteries  Now she must have sex with me!  Success Kid

Roommates moved out, left cleaning to me Found 4 beer and bottle of rum

Roommates moved out, left cleaning to me Found 4 beer and bottle of rum  Success Kid

Told Girlfriend I'm going to a bachelor party and there gonna be strippers Got a blowjob and 20 one dollar bills before I left

Told Girlfriend I'm going to a bachelor  party and there gonna be strippers Got a blowjob and 20 one dollar bills before I left  Success Kid

Got complimented on my firm handshake By a guy twice as big as me

Got complimented on my firm handshake By a guy twice as big as me  Success Kid

Jehovah's witnesses at neighbor's apartment when I got home from work They didn't come to my apartment next

Jehovah's witnesses at neighbor's apartment when I got home from work They didn't come to my apartment next  Success Kid

2 new voicemails 2 job interview offers

2 new voicemails 2 job interview offers  Success Kid

First Day on the job blaze with the boss, then make a meme with him to post on reddit

First Day on the job blaze with the boss, then make a meme with him to post on reddit  Success Kid

If you put the wrong text on the wrong meme You're gonna have a bad time

If you put the wrong text on the wrong meme You're gonna have a bad time  Success Kid

Teacher removed one of the questions from our final because she said it was too hard I got the right answer

Teacher removed one of the questions from our final because she said it was too hard I got the right answer  Success Kid

Canucks in 6

Canucks in 6  Success Kid
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