Success Kid

Went to the bathroom Didn't pee on my apron strings

Went to the bathroom Didn't pee on my apron strings  Success Kid

birthday is on 420 free weed all day

birthday is on 420 free weed all day  Success Kid

almost out of toilet paper clean wipe

almost out of toilet paper clean wipe  Success Kid

Went to classic rock concert Didn't hear,"now here's some stuff off of our new album!"

Went to classic rock concert Didn't hear,

Witnessed the birth of a new meme Still not as good as me!

Witnessed the birth of a new meme Still not as good as me!  Success Kid

Broke up with girlfriend She set me up with hotter friend

Broke up with girlfriend She set me up with hotter friend  Success Kid

Saw someone yawn right at me Didn't yawn back

Saw someone yawn right at me Didn't yawn back  Success Kid

Had a wet dream Slept through the hurricane

Had a wet dream Slept through the hurricane  Success Kid

Have a 9gag addict boyfrıend make your posts show up ın hot page more than hıs posts

Have a 9gag addict boyfrıend make your posts show up ın hot page more than hıs posts  Success Kid

Throw trash in bin from 3 feet Success! Embarassment avoided.

Throw trash in bin from 3 feet Success! Embarassment avoided.  Success Kid
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