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the idiot that has been riding your ass for 2 miles blows past you at 90 mph you watch them get pulled over

the idiot that has been riding your ass for 2 miles blows past you at 90 mph you watch them get pulled over  Success Kid

Grandma who has never toked said she would try it with me Shit just got real

Grandma who has never toked said she would try it with me Shit just got real  Success Kid

Had my Biology Evolution Exam this morning The only place they could fit us all in.. was the universitys church

Had my Biology Evolution Exam this morning The only place they could fit us all in.. was the universitys church  Success Kid

wife comes home with stunning makeover offers bj and cooks tacos

wife comes home with stunning makeover offers bj and cooks tacos  Success Kid

Have to babysit a kid Sleeps the whole time, get paid to pet a cat

Have to babysit a kid Sleeps the whole time, get paid to pet a cat  Success Kid

go to church reeking of weed Incense burning everywhere for palm sunday

go to church reeking of weed Incense burning everywhere for palm sunday  Success Kid

Cop turns on lights and siren behind me To pull over the guy that cut me off

Cop turns on lights and siren behind me To pull over the guy that cut me off  Success Kid

Get complimented on 'professional' work wallpaper Wallpaper is stylized Pokeball

Get complimented on 'professional' work wallpaper Wallpaper is stylized Pokeball  Success Kid

Had a lively debate with someone on reddit where we had completely opposing opinions They didn't downvote me

Had a lively debate with someone on reddit where we had completely opposing opinions  They didn't downvote me  Success Kid

Gets in shower Doesn't have to wear flip flops

Gets in shower Doesn't have to wear flip flops  Success Kid
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