Success Kid

Slept over at girlfriends house Didn't drool on her pillow

Slept over at girlfriends house Didn't drool on her pillow  Success Kid

chased a fly around the room it landed in a spider web

chased a fly     around the room it landed in a spider web  Success Kid

shows catholic parents his receipt with a $6.66 total "you can't go to church with us, devil child"

shows catholic parents his receipt with a $6.66 total

Today is my 21st birthday not on my period

Today is my 21st birthday not on my period  Success Kid

Had a dream that I was peeing Woke up, the bed was dry.

Had a dream that I was peeing Woke up, the bed was dry.  Success Kid

Not enough time to listen to Hood on the drive home traffic jam

Not enough time to listen to Hood on the drive home traffic jam  Success Kid

Called 96.5 The Buzz Didn't get a busy signal

Called 96.5 The Buzz Didn't get a busy signal  Success Kid

Stood up to girlfriend's dad asks me to propose to her

Stood up to girlfriend's dad asks me to propose to her  Success Kid

Let out a putrid silent fart in class Someone in the row behind me ripped a loud one seconds later

Let out a putrid silent fart in class Someone in the row behind me ripped a loud one seconds later  Success Kid

Sterilized sex toys in kitchen Got them out of kitchen a minute before roommate got home.

Sterilized sex toys in kitchen Got them out of kitchen a minute before roommate got home.  Success Kid
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