Success Kid

Got wasted for the first time on my 21st Birthday Didn't throw up

Got wasted for the first time on my 21st Birthday Didn't throw up  Success Kid

Told girl i was gonna cum in 12 seconds Lasted 1 minute

Told girl i was gonna cum in 12 seconds Lasted 1 minute  Success Kid

ref gives peno for blatant dive allows ball in front of spot books you when you complain one-handed save in corner

ref gives peno for blatant dive
allows ball in front of spot
books you when you complain one-handed save in corner  Success Kid

Girlfrient doesn't enjoy smoking joints Bong rips it is

Girlfrient doesn't enjoy smoking joints Bong rips it is  Success Kid

Orders food in a foreign restaurant Didn't have to point at the menu

Orders food in a foreign restaurant  Didn't have to point at the menu  Success Kid

Took fast food job one year ago Lost 20 pounds

Took fast food job one year ago Lost 20 pounds  Success Kid

Went home with 40 year old japanese woman she looked better than my 25 year old ex in the u.s.

Went home with 40 year old japanese woman she looked better than my 25 year old ex in the u.s.  Success Kid

Used a sharpie marker for a half hour. didn't get any on my hands

Used a sharpie marker for a half hour. didn't get any on my hands  Success Kid

my glasses turn into sunglasses automatically

my glasses turn into sunglasses automatically  Success Kid

took a drink while lying down didn't spill

took a drink while lying down didn't spill  Success Kid
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