Success Kid

farted while on roadtrip with wife was riding a motorcycle

farted while on roadtrip with wife was riding a motorcycle  Success Kid

Told two girls first one to sleep with me wins Tie

Told two girls first one to sleep with me wins Tie  Success Kid

briguei com namorado, moro em campo grande e tava #chatiada ganhei carona pra casa e ainda comi um big mac.

briguei com namorado, moro em campo grande e tava #chatiada ganhei carona pra casa e ainda comi um big mac.  Success Kid

Ask wife to go to Texas this weekend, says yes. Ask wife to go to Kansas the following weekend, Says yes.

Ask wife to go to Texas this weekend, says yes.  Ask wife to go to Kansas the following weekend, Says yes.  Success Kid

Went to the bathroom Didn't fall asleep on the toilet

Went to the bathroom Didn't fall asleep on the toilet  Success Kid

Posted somthing defending Obama on a republican page's photo using logic and reason Got multiple likes and didnt get called a racist, stupid liberal, or god-hater

Posted somthing defending Obama on a republican page's photo using logic and reason Got multiple likes and didnt get called a racist, stupid liberal, or god-hater   Success Kid

Haven't showered, and the shirt I'm wearing is dirty was told I smell good twice today

Haven't showered, and the shirt I'm wearing is dirty was told I smell good twice today  Success Kid

Shortchanged by shopkeeper he notices before me, gives me 50% discount to say sorry

Shortchanged by shopkeeper he notices before me, gives me 50% discount to say sorry  Success Kid

Forgot to put bong away before parents visit they dont even want to come inside

Forgot to put bong away before parents visit  they dont even want to come inside   Success Kid

Started going to the gym for so long... That cute girl at welcome desk knows me on a first name basis

Started going to the gym for so long... That cute girl at welcome desk knows me on a first name basis  Success Kid
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