Success Kid

Was about to call and dump my girlfriend She calls me to say that its over, but wants to have casual sex at least once a week

Was about to call and dump my girlfriend She calls me to say that its over, but wants to have casual sex at least once a week  Success Kid

Blacked out at the bar Didn't forget to close out my tab

Blacked out at the bar Didn't forget to close out my tab  Success Kid

fake injury at work for short term disability get job as stripper while off work. Also RX for pain meds.

fake injury at work for short term disability get job as stripper while off work. Also RX for pain meds.  Success Kid

Shows up to teach class drunk Students think you are Haymitch

Shows up to teach class drunk Students think you are Haymitch  Success Kid

No one destroys anything All the puke lands in the sink or toilet.

No one destroys anything All the puke lands in the sink or toilet.  Success Kid

Stare at tits Bitch thinks I'm hungry

Stare at tits Bitch thinks I'm hungry  Success Kid

Took a massive dump Sparkling clean asshole

Took a massive dump Sparkling clean asshole   Success Kid

all out of food girlfriend just accidentally ordered a pizza to my address

all out of food girlfriend just accidentally ordered a pizza to my address  Success Kid

Ticket Ripper tells you to enjoy the movie didn't say "you too"

Ticket Ripper tells you to enjoy the movie didn't say

Accidentally flushed while still peeing Finished before bowl emptied

Accidentally flushed while still peeing Finished before bowl emptied  Success Kid
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