Success Kid

Paid all my December Bills Still have cash for christmas

Paid all my December Bills Still have cash for christmas  Success Kid

Made my turn fast enough So the guy behind me could turn too

Made my turn fast enough So the guy behind me could turn too  Success Kid

threw penny at jewish girl's feet she picked it up

threw penny at jewish girl's feet she picked it up  Success Kid

snicker licker downtown... Nnamdi is eating some booty tonight

snicker licker downtown... Nnamdi is eating some booty tonight  Success Kid

sent mom roses that fell apart still got recognition of being a good son and the refund

sent mom roses that fell apart still got recognition of being a good son and the refund  Success Kid

Open a short url Not meatspin!

Open a short url Not meatspin!  Success Kid

MAKE WONKA MEME TO BITCH ABOUT SOMETHING AT WORK SOMEONE AT WORK ACTUALLY GETS IT

MAKE WONKA MEME TO BITCH ABOUT SOMETHING AT WORK SOMEONE AT WORK ACTUALLY GETS IT  Success Kid

Called Varsity to order food No Busy Signal

Called Varsity to order food  No Busy Signal   Success Kid

Watched Project X with girlfriend Didn't get a boner

Watched Project X with girlfriend Didn't get a boner  Success Kid

Dates then marries a cute, smart, amazing girl.. did not have to act like an asshole to get her.

Dates then marries a cute, smart, amazing girl.. did not have to act like an asshole to get her.  Success Kid
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