Success Kid

went out drinking last night with a headache woke up this morning without one

went out drinking last night with a headache woke up this morning without one  Success Kid

Only see girlfriend on weekends Period Lasts Monday - Friday

Only see girlfriend on weekends Period Lasts Monday - Friday  Success Kid

Took a shower Adjusted Temperature perfectly the first time

Took a shower Adjusted Temperature perfectly the first time  Success Kid

Go to a website I haven't been to in years remembered login and password on the first try

Go to a website I haven't been to in years remembered login and password on the first try  Success Kid

I eat titties for breakfast

I eat titties for breakfast  Success Kid

Worked my ass off in kickboxing class Did not smell like a damp ashtray

Worked my ass off in kickboxing class Did not smell like a damp ashtray  Success Kid

i hate needles Boobs make antibodies

i hate needles Boobs make antibodies  Success Kid

Only on remaining square of toilet paper It's a ghost poopie

Only on remaining square of toilet paper It's a ghost poopie  Success Kid

Received Pizza Lunchable Evenly divided sauce and cheese

Received Pizza Lunchable Evenly divided sauce and cheese  Success Kid

Celebrates Hanukkah Still gets presents on christmas

Celebrates Hanukkah Still gets presents on christmas  Success Kid
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