Success Baby

While in girls bed, she says "We're just friends, right?" Still have sex.

While in girls bed, she says

left work to take a big dump at home no one came looking for me while i was gone

left work to take a big dump at home no one came looking for me while i was gone  Success Baby

About to get in shower Remembered I had to poop

About to get in shower Remembered I had to poop  Success Baby

Have no vacation days - need a day and a half off this week. Boss Works it out

Have no vacation days - need a day and a half off this week. Boss Works it out  Success Baby

Can read meme without clicking link

Can read meme without clicking link  Success Baby

Stored ravioli in clear tupperware Tupperware still clear

Stored ravioli in clear tupperware Tupperware still clear  Success Baby

Got new deodorant people kept asking what smelled so good

Got new deodorant people kept asking what smelled so good  Success Baby

Higher Resolution more subreddits visible in the top bar

Higher Resolution more subreddits visible in the top bar  Success Baby

made a hot pocket didn't burn mouth

made a hot pocket didn't burn
 mouth  Success Baby

made unintended calculation unintentionally correct

made unintended calculation unintentionally correct  Success Baby
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