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accidently uses fleshlight filled with habanero sauce burns out chlamydia

accidently uses fleshlight filled with habanero sauce burns out chlamydia  Success Baby

was let go from the lab i work at at 12:43PM found a interview for a new lab at 6:21 PM

was let go from the lab i work at at 12:43PM found a interview for a new lab at 6:21 PM  Success Baby

Doesn't lift seat no pee on the seat

Doesn't lift seat no pee on the seat  Success Baby

Broke a bit off a piece of equipment at work Was a $3 pin and not $500 part

Broke a bit off a piece of equipment at work Was a $3 pin and not $500 part  Success Baby

Drinks mug of pond scum and spit Doesn't get diarrhea

Drinks mug of pond scum and spit Doesn't get diarrhea  Success Baby

had french bread pizza for dinner didn't burn the roof of my mouth

had french bread pizza for dinner didn't burn the roof of my mouth  Success Baby

Went on first date with my wife in long time Didn't want to kill myself after

Went on first date with my wife in  long time Didn't want to kill myself after  Success Baby

At the gym, realized I forgot my bra at home sprayed perfume on sports bra and kept it moving!

At the gym, realized I forgot my bra at home sprayed perfume on sports bra and kept it moving!  Success Baby

Wasn't aborted

 Wasn't aborted  Success Baby

Finally kissed the girl I've been in love with for years Didn't get a boner

Finally kissed the girl I've been in love with for years  Didn't get a boner  Success Baby
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