Suburban Neighbor

encourage daughter to be happy with who she is encourage wife to get breast implants

encourage daughter to be happy with who she is encourage wife to get breast implants  Suburban Neighbor

Has a heated 3 car attached garage Parks his truck on the street right next to your garbage cans so they don't get picked up

Has a heated 3 car attached garage Parks his truck on the street right next to your garbage cans so they don't get picked up  Suburban Neighbor

Just Kidding, we're vampires!

 Just Kidding, we're vampires!  Suburban Neighbor

we want your children!!! for our master plan to become the ultimate overlords,where we enslave the human race!we will do this by training up your children to be evil masterminds! all we want is to borrow some sugar ,flour and weapons grade plutonium.

we want your children!!! for our master plan to become the ultimate overlords,where we enslave the human race!we will do this by training up your children to be evil masterminds! all we want is to borrow some sugar ,flour and weapons grade plutonium.  Suburban Neighbor

Buys H2 with 6in lift only uses it for costco and soccer practice

Buys H2 with 6in lift only uses it for costco and soccer practice  Suburban Neighbor

"HE HAS A TINY PENIS" "IT'S TRUE lol"

Invite neighbors over for cocktails and bbq Make it a point to show off how much nicer their house is

Invite neighbors over for cocktails and bbq Make it a point to show off how much nicer their house is  Suburban Neighbor

thinks they have taste has a fucking lime green house

thinks they have taste has a fucking lime green house  Suburban Neighbor

hates how you whistle to find cat uses Leafblower every day for hours

hates how you whistle to find cat uses Leafblower every day for hours  Suburban Neighbor

proclaims themselves liberal christians "we even worship with the blacks!"

proclaims themselves liberal christians
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