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this one time, My boy noah got so wasted off some wine motherfucker passed out naked in his tent and his sons had to put his clothes back on for him lolol - genesis 9:21

this one time, My boy noah got so wasted off some wine motherfucker passed out naked in his tent and his sons had to put his clothes back on for him lolol - genesis 9:21  Story Time Jesus

So I was like, "Yo abraham, you should sacrifice your son." Then I was like, "woah, I was just kidding, bro"

So I was like,

Easter Sunday The Walking Dead season finale

Easter Sunday  The Walking Dead season finale  Story Time Jesus

Separation of Church and State isn't in the Constitution. But it is in the bible: "Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's." Matthew 22:21 (KJV)

Separation of Church and State isn't in the Constitution. But it is in the bible:

so on the 3rd day i was all like jk guys im back...you should've seen their faces

so on the 3rd day i was all like jk guys im back...you should've seen their faces   Story Time Jesus

So I was like, “Bro... do you even lift?”

So I was like, “Bro... do you even lift?”  Story Time Jesus

People on reddit seem to think that meme means "picture with text over it"

People on reddit seem to think that meme means

So then I was like "Mom, chill the fuck out. I'll be back in like 3 days, tops." John 4:43-54

So then I was like

So then I was like, "The sabbath was made for us." "Not the other way around, bro." Mark 2:27

So then I was like,

So Peter was sayin' he's down for the set, ride or die. Then he punked out after they got me Mark 14:66-72

So Peter was sayin' he's down for the set, ride or die. Then he punked out after they got me Mark 14:66-72  Story Time Jesus
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