Story Time Jesus

If you don't want him to do that to you Why would you do it to him, bro?

If you don't want him to do that to you Why would you do it to him, bro?   Story Time Jesus

YOLO? Nah, bro.

YOLO? Nah, bro.  Story Time Jesus

This one chick was like "take the wheel bro" and i was like "bitch drive yo damn self"

This one chick was like

Want a sip of wine? Gotcha! Its my Blood!

Want a sip of wine? Gotcha! Its my Blood!    Story Time Jesus

So I was like, love your neighbor as yourself ...but no homo

So I was like, love your neighbor as yourself ...but no homo   Story Time Jesus

couldn't see anything cuz of darkness n stuff so I said "light that shit up yo" Gen 1:3

couldn't see anything cuz of darkness n stuff  so I said

so i told john, bro, baptize me and he said, nah bro, you baptize me Matthew 3:13-14

so i told john, bro, baptize me and he said, nah bro, you baptize me Matthew 3:13-14  Story Time Jesus

"So then these three wise dudes turn up with gifts at the stable" ...suddenly a brilliant new business venture struck old man Clause like a thunderbolt

and so i was like: look at the flowers bro, they don't need shit to be happy and they were all like "duuuuuuuuude so deep"

and so i was like: look at the flowers bro, they don't need shit to be happy and they were all like

So, after 3 days of hearing the disciples mourn, I was like. . . April Fools!!

So, after 3 days of hearing the disciples mourn, I was like. . .  April Fools!!    Story Time Jesus
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