Story Time Jesus

So this bro was like, "send me in the right direction for college" And I was like dude baylor is the place to be bro

So this bro was like,

So I was like, bro, quit telling everyone my dad punished you with 40 yrs in the wilderness and just admit you used Apple Maps

So I was like, bro, quit telling everyone my dad punished you with 40 yrs in the wilderness and just admit you used Apple Maps   Story Time Jesus

Would I go back and do it all again? Oh yeah sure it'd be great to see what they nail me to this time.

Would I go back and do it all again? Oh yeah sure it'd be great to see what they nail me to this time.   Story Time Jesus

So i was like: 'Nice wallhack bro.' 'No Heaven for that'

So i was like: 'Nice wallhack bro.' 'No Heaven for that'  Story Time Jesus

So I yelled at my boy, Yo Lazarus.. Quit being dead bro!

So I yelled at my boy, Yo Lazarus.. Quit being dead bro!   Story Time Jesus

so aquaman's like "come at me bro" and i'm like "give it up man, i'll walk all over you"

so aquaman's like

so it's one in the pink two in the stink. Like this ok?

so it's one in the pink two in the stink. Like this ok?   Story Time Jesus

What she order? ...Fish filet!

What she order? ...Fish filet!   Story Time Jesus

So my disciples were like "we need to go buy grub" I did food service for 5,000 with some bread and fish. Shit was so cash. John 4:20

So my disciples were like

So everyone's like #yolo And I was like, "Unless you got Jesus swag"

So everyone's like #yolo And I was like,
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