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Story Time Jesus

So then i was like "well, i already made an awesome school in the northern midwest... so i should probably make a shitty one a few hours away called minnesota."

So then i was like
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so my bros thought it would be funny to ditch me in a boat and i was like bitches please. check this shit.

so my bros thought it would be funny to ditch me in a boat and i was like bitches please. check this shit. Story Time Jesus
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So i was on the cross, and i was like "Peter, bro, come here" And when peter finally gets to me, i was all like "bro your house looks nice from up here"

So i was on the cross, and i was like
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So she was like "OMG!" and i was like "yeah...?" Luke 4:37:70

So she was like
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And he was like, "Why when things sucked the most there was only one set of foot prints in the sand?" And I was like "Dude, I totally carried you. you were like so wasted"

And he was like,
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So there I was chillin in my crib when 3 wise guys bring me these gifts. I'm like, "Bro, WTh is myrrh?" they're like, "Bro, don't worry. Bitches love myrrh." Matthew 2:1–12

So there I was chillin in my crib when 3 wise guys bring me these gifts. I'm like,
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So i was like "Bro im a zombie that lives, like its the truth so accept it i mean if you do you'll live forever, so like why not?"

So i was like
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So this one time me and peter were playing basketball and he said "yo jesus you just got served" then i said "the son of man came not to be served but to serve" and after that i totally won -Matthew 20:28

So this one time me and peter were playing basketball and he said
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and i was like, bros let he who is without sin cast the first downvote

and i was like, bros let he who is without sin cast the first downvote Story Time Jesus
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When A girl accidentally touched my butt at a party I turned the other cheek

When A girl accidentally touched my butt at a party I turned the other cheek Story Time Jesus
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