Story Time Jesus

Haters Gonna hate I ain't even mad 1 john 3:13

Haters Gonna hate I ain't even mad 1 john 3:13  Story Time Jesus

So then I was all like "Mom Chill Out I'll be back in like three days, tops."

So then I was all like

Satan was trying to give me all this shit And I was like, "Nah man. I ain't gonna be part of your system"

Satan was trying to give me all this shit And I was like,

So then I got hammered with some jews and passed out for three days. i woke up in a fucking tomb. shit was cray matthew 14:27

So then I got hammered with some jews and passed out for three days. i woke up in a fucking tomb. shit was cray matthew 14:27  Story Time Jesus

So this guy slapped me in the face, and I turned my head and was like "come at me bro?" "

So this guy slapped me in the face, and I turned my head and was like

She said she wouldnt swallow so i turned it into wine

She said she wouldnt swallow so i turned it into wine  Story Time Jesus

And god was like "Don't Do anything I wouldn't do And I was like Dude! I am you.

And god was like

So I was like "Guys, seriously, don't judge people" then right after I left they like, all started judging people?? "

So I was like

My Dad says y'all broke his law and deserve to die. I said, "Pops. Chill. I got this." He says, "I know." 2 Cor. 5:21

My Dad says y'all broke his law and deserve to die. I said,

Guy has me crucified But after three days I was like "nah bro"

Guy has me crucified  But after three days I was like
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