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But whosoever downloadeth of this app that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the app that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into never-ending push notifications.

But whosoever downloadeth of this app that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the app that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into never-ending push notifications. Story Time Jesus
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bro do you even love?

bro do you even love? Story Time Jesus
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Entonces le dije, hey abraham! deberias de sacrificar a tu hijo lol y despues le grite WOAH no mames... era broma!

Entonces le dije, hey abraham! deberias de sacrificar a tu hijo lol y despues le grite WOAH no mames... era broma! Story Time Jesus
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y esa ves poncio pilato me crucifico y despues de tres dias estuve como "nah te la creiste poncio, soy yisus"

y esa ves poncio pilato me crucifico y despues de tres dias estuve como
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Staan we dan – 5 broden, 2 vissen en 5000 man publiek! Paniek natuurlijk... Ik zeg: “Gast, chill! Ik regel het”. Mat 14:15-21

Staan we dan – 5 broden, 2 vissen en 5000 man publiek! Paniek natuurlijk... Ik zeg: “Gast, chill! Ik regel het”. Mat 14:15-21 Story Time Jesus
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so my dad was like "look back and i'll no shit turn you into salt" and that bitch is salt today!

so my dad was like
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Then I went Captain Jack Sparrow on their Jewish asses and was like today is the day that will be remembered as the time you almost killed Jesus Christ!

Then I went Captain Jack Sparrow on their Jewish asses and was like today is the day that will be remembered as the time you almost killed Jesus Christ! Story Time Jesus
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"Just because people don't say that you come off as a whore on facebook... doesn't mean you don't" Even Jesus Knows this to be true..
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Y ENTONCES QUE ALTERO EL CLIMA EN TIJUANA Y TODOS COMO QUE HEY QUE PEDO, TIJUANA ESTA EN SUS DIAS? LOL

Y ENTONCES QUE ALTERO EL CLIMA EN TIJUANA Y TODOS COMO QUE HEY QUE PEDO, TIJUANA ESTA EN SUS DIAS? LOL Story Time Jesus
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