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Everybody keeps saying America is a Christian Nation And i'm all like 'fuck america'

Everybody keeps saying America is a Christian Nation And i'm all like 'fuck america' Story Time Jesus
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I just talked to Yeezus He said, "What up Jesus?"

I just talked to Yeezus He said,
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So then she asked, "Do ya love me?" And I said, "No, but that's a great ski mask!" Luke 8:22

So then she asked,
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I'm being followed by a moonshadow... Moonshadow, moonshadow!

I'm being followed by a moonshadow... Moonshadow, moonshadow! Story Time Jesus
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typ do mnie "wino sie skonczylo" a ja na to "Nie sraj w pory, juz sie tym zajmuje"

typ do mnie
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So satan's stalking me and promising me things, so i go, "fuck off." and guess what? he fucking left. Matthew 4: 8-10

So satan's stalking me and promising me things, so i go,
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So the dude was like "Jesus, what the fuck you want with those two salmon and that loaf of rye bread?" And I was like "I hope you're hungry bro"

So the dude was like
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And then I was like, "No really you can totally walk on the water with me." LMFAO Matthew 14.27

And then I was like,
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I got the freakiest ho in the hood yo! mary motherfucking magdolin

I got the freakiest ho in the hood yo! mary motherfucking magdolin Story Time Jesus
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Peter was acting all uppity and claiming he'd stay true to me so i called bullshit on it. mark 14: 29-30

Peter was acting all uppity and claiming he'd stay true to me so i called bullshit on it. mark 14: 29-30 Story Time Jesus
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