Story Time Jesus

& que estoy hablando con diego bien agusto & se desconecta & yo asi de nomames me dejo hablando como pendeja

& que estoy hablando con diego bien agusto & se desconecta & yo asi de nomames me dejo hablando como pendeja  Story Time Jesus

And Moses was like "Dude, check out this burning bush!" So I said "Yeah, that's what she said, bro..."

And Moses was like

Dude had me crucified But after three days I was like "Nah bro"

Dude had me crucified But after three days I was like

They said I didn't exist So i took away their memes

They said I didn't exist So i took away their memes  Story Time Jesus

Pulse Teaching the children of Letsbeef

Pulse Teaching the children of Letsbeef  Story Time Jesus

So then I said to this girl Dance with your hands above your head

So then I said to this girl Dance with your hands above your head  Story Time Jesus

So I was like Dude... you need to reprint these. I said my words should be read, not red

So I was like Dude... you need to reprint these.  I said my words should be read, not red  Story Time Jesus

Philip was like, "Jesus, that was the coolest!" And I was like, Nah bro, you will see even greater things than these.

Philip was like,

"So I went to the future the other day, on August 9th, 2012 and apparently the dwight howard drama ended" and I was like, "Who the f*ck is that?!" Caption 3 goes here

He told me his name was Simon, then i was like l0l no, it's peter now

He told me his name was Simon, then i was like l0l no, it's peter now  Story Time Jesus
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