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So like I told Muhammad, "Yo dawg, don't masturbate!" and and I shit you not, he strapped on a bomb and blew up a temple.

So like I told Muhammad,
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и као се враќам ја и шо да видам... камо спомен

и као се враќам ја и шо да видам... камо спомен Story Time Jesus
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so i was chillin' with my homies at the last supper and i was like, "bros... this food you're eating is my body." they were all like, "no way!" And I was like, "Yahweh!"

so i was chillin' with my homies at the last supper and i was like,
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And then i was like Nice motto drake

And then i was like Nice motto drake Story Time Jesus
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So my dad gave moses some stone ipads... .....and then he broke them when he found his homies dancing around some statue. What a waste of money.

So my dad gave moses some stone ipads... .....and then he broke them when he found his homies dancing around some statue. What a waste of money. Story Time Jesus
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So this pontius pilate guy has me crucified But after three days I was like "Nah brah"

So this pontius pilate guy has me crucified But after three days I was like
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And then I was like .. Do you even lift Bro?

And then I was like .. Do you even lift Bro? Story Time Jesus
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Monday - Saturday Condemn socialists Sunday Worship one Matthew Ch.5-7 Matthew 19:21 Acts 4:32-35 Luke 6:20-24

Monday - Saturday Condemn socialists Sunday Worship one Matthew Ch.5-7 Matthew 19:21 Acts 4:32-35 Luke 6:20-24 Story Time Jesus
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So I was like, "Yo abraham, you should sacrifice your son." Then I was like, "woah, I was just kidding, bro"

So I was like,
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And the Lord said unto his disciples, "Now, shade comes from reading... ...reading came first."

And the Lord said unto his disciples,
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