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Crucifixion! "nailed it" then I said, "I'll be back, in three days, tops!"

Crucifixion!
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...so Seane comes home to Mike's Grandparents drunk and proceeds to crawl in bed with Mike's Grandpa His Grandpa gets up, grabs Mike and says "Go get Seane out of my bed"

...so Seane comes home to Mike's Grandparents drunk and proceeds to crawl in bed with Mike's Grandpa His Grandpa gets up, grabs Mike and says
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and he was like "yeah KD pwns your ass" and i'm like "fuck you too" Donald 4:37:70

and he was like
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...Zoveel vis, zijn net scheurde bijna! Ik zeg, je kan net zo goed mensen vangen! LOL! Lucas 5:1-11

...Zoveel vis, zijn net scheurde bijna! Ik zeg, je kan net zo goed mensen vangen! LOL! Lucas 5:1-11 Story Time Jesus
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so i wait it out in this tomb for like 3 days then i come out and i'm all like "sup now, bro?"

so i wait it out in this tomb for like 3 days then i come out and i'm all like
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I hate to cut this story short but, I have to go take a massive dump!

I hate to cut this story short but, I have to go take a massive dump! Story Time Jesus
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So i says to this punk ass fig tree, come at me bro! And what's it do? Jus sits there, all froze and shit... Dats badass Jesus, coulda used you at my side when I was in that orchard being jacked by those olive tree pussies

So i says to this punk ass fig tree, come at me bro! And what's it do? Jus sits there, all froze and shit... Dats badass Jesus, coulda used you at my side when I was in that orchard being jacked by those olive tree pussies Story Time Jesus
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Don't wear club gear to National Team events. Ever. DID I FUCKING STUTTER? But what if I saw other people do it?

Don't wear club gear to National Team events. Ever. DID I FUCKING STUTTER? But what if I saw other people do it? Story Time Jesus
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And lo, I say unto you: Put your hand up my robe and a big snake will bite off your hand! Try it and see!

And lo, I say unto you: Put your hand up my robe and a big snake will bite off your hand! Try it and see! Story Time Jesus
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This one time, I got hammered with some jews I woke up 3 days later in some cave

This one time, I got hammered with some jews I woke up 3 days later in some cave Story Time Jesus
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