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so Satan offered me the whole world And I was like "Homie, my Pops owns all this anyways."

so Satan offered me the whole world And I was like
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I may look like a sissy But broooo I was crucified. Get on my level

I may look like a sissy But broooo I was crucified. Get on my level Story Time Jesus
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y entonces que me dicen: "Yisus, vamonos por putas" y yo asi de lol !' ... dejen en paz a mi maria magdalena

y entonces que me dicen:
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Bro, I know you want to throw that rock but you're not perfect. If that were you down there it would fucking blow! John 8:7

Bro, I know you want to throw that rock but you're not perfect. If that were you down there it would fucking blow! John 8:7 Story Time Jesus
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Tome tanto vino despues de la ultima cena que desperte 3 dias despues en una cueva y con heridas en las manos, alguien se acuerda que hice?

Tome tanto vino despues de la ultima cena que desperte 3 dias despues en una cueva y con heridas en las manos, alguien se acuerda que hice? Story Time Jesus
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so i wait it out in this tomb for like three days then i come out and i'm all like, "sup now, bro?"

so i wait it out in this tomb for like three days then i come out and i'm all like,
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"Jesus saves?" "duh seriously, what self respecting jew doesn't?"

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ENTONCES ME DIJO: DOS TACOS DE PASTOR Y NADA ME FALTARA Y YO ASI DE NO MAMES, QUE PEDO, YA NOMAS HAY DE SUADERO

ENTONCES ME DIJO: DOS TACOS DE PASTOR Y NADA ME FALTARA Y YO ASI DE NO MAMES, QUE PEDO, YA NOMAS HAY DE SUADERO Story Time Jesus
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check it, When I rose, a whole bunch of bodies rose up with me And they went to jerusalem preachin' and shit to a buttload of people. but the only place the whole zombie invasion shows up is in the bible bro. Ain't that some shit? Matt:27:52-53

check it, When I rose, a whole bunch of bodies rose up with me And they went to jerusalem preachin' and shit to a buttload of people. but the only place the whole zombie invasion shows up is in the bible bro. Ain't that some shit? Matt:27:52-53 Story Time Jesus
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So i was like "no more wine?" "I got this shit" Mark 8:00:85

So i was like
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