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I'd Like you all to meet Santa. Yo! I want a Red Rider BB Gun for Xmas

I'd Like you all to meet Santa. Yo! I want a Red Rider BB Gun for Xmas Story Time Jesus
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...and then, everyone should eat crackers and wine on Sunday Oh, and I want this all headquartered in Italy, of course...don't worry, no one will question it

...and then, everyone should eat crackers and wine on Sunday Oh, and I want this all headquartered in Italy, of course...don't worry, no one will question it Story Time Jesus
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so my father sent me down here to help you all, he promised i'd be well received and all would go well i thought he just wanted me out of the house, but so far he was right!

so my father sent me down here to help you all, he promised i'd be well received and all would go well i thought he just wanted me out of the house, but so far he was right! Story Time Jesus
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So I was all like wait- why is there a black kid next to me? Racism 14:6

So I was all like wait- why is there a black kid next to me? Racism 14:6 Story Time Jesus
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So I get back to Earth and they've put up all these crosses and I'm like "what the heck?" you think if JFK comes back he wants to see a bunch of sniper rifles everywhere?

So I get back to Earth and they've put up all these crosses and I'm like
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Then I Saw These Merchants trading at the temple of my father And I Was like "WTF, bro?"

Then I Saw These Merchants trading at the temple of my father And I Was like
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I was all "here's my other cheek. come at me bro." but sure enough he pussies out

I was all
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Entonces dije: "a la mierda ya no quiero ser carpintero" Y les hice creer a muchos idiotas que yo era el mesías .

Entonces dije:
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And I was like "Dude, I totally carried you. you were like so so wasted"

And I was like
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So Saul says to his son, why is David's seat at the king's table empty To which Jonathon replied Dave's not here man!

So Saul says to his son, why is David's seat at the king's table empty To which Jonathon replied Dave's not here man! Story Time Jesus
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