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So i went to the kegger last week and all they had was water because they ran out of beer Bitches don't know about my wine making abilities John 2:10

So i went to the kegger last week and all they had was water because they ran out of beer Bitches don't know about my wine making abilities John 2:10 Story Time Jesus
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They was all like "Bro we drunk all the wine." But my ma was all like "Chill, my son's got this." John 2:1-11

They was all like
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so then i gave them all foot baths. Bitches love foot baths. John 13:5

so then i gave them all foot baths. Bitches love foot baths. John 13:5 Story Time Jesus
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Then I was like "this is my house!" Flipped them tables

Then I was like
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и као се враќам ја и шо да видам ВМРО ми ја зеl

и као се враќам ја и шо да видам ВМРО ми ја зеl Story Time Jesus
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YOLO? You only live once? Bitch Please!

YOLO? You only live once? Bitch Please! Story Time Jesus
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so thomas was like "Jesus done yo, If I AIn't SEEin' them nailholes then piss off" Dude shit his pants bro, kneelin and shit.

so thomas was like
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So this chick was talking smack and being a bitch So I slapped the shit outta her, call me Smack-A-Ho-Jesus!

So this chick was talking smack and being a bitch So I slapped the shit outta her, call me Smack-A-Ho-Jesus! Story Time Jesus
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go, sell your shit, give to the poor... and you will have treasure in heaven... Lol

go, sell your shit, give to the poor... and you will have treasure in heaven... Lol Story Time Jesus
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So this guy has me crucified But after three days I was like "Nah bro"

So this guy has me crucified But after three days I was like
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