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So I was chillin with my homies at the last supper and I was like, bros... this food you're eating is my body... and they were all like, no way! and i was like, yahweh!

So I was chillin with my homies at the last supper and I was like, bros... this food you're eating is my body... and they were all like, no way! and i was like, yahweh! Story Time Jesus
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What part of "Go and sin no more" Did you not understand?

What part of
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So Peter's all "Idk who jesus is bro" Then i saw him and he was like "shiiiiiiit" Luke 22.54-62

So Peter's all
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And Then I told That nigga ...On the 7th day you better have my money

And Then I told That nigga ...On the 7th day you better have my money Story Time Jesus
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"oh don't worry its just the onions" john 11:35
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don't worry guys even i lose "the Game" all the time!

don't worry guys even i lose
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No hay nada mas dificil que vivir sin ti!!! el buki 14:27

No hay nada mas dificil que vivir sin ti!!! el buki 14:27 Story Time Jesus
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THIS ONE TIME I GOT SO HAMMERED I WOKE UP THREE DAYS LATER IN SOME CAVE

THIS ONE TIME I GOT SO HAMMERED I WOKE UP THREE DAYS LATER IN SOME CAVE Story Time Jesus
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and dad says like i gonna save all my pals from them lousy egyptians and so he drowns the whole lot of them damn egyptians so his pals can like invade Israel and live happily evah after

and dad says like i gonna save all my pals from them lousy egyptians and so he drowns the whole lot of them damn egyptians so his pals can like invade Israel and live happily evah after Story Time Jesus
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SO, THIS BITCH IS WORSHIPING AT MY ALTAR. I GET MY ROCKS OFF AND THEN SHE WANTS TO CUDDLE LOL, NAH GIRL. Rise and go; your faith has saved yoU LUKE 17:19

SO, THIS BITCH IS WORSHIPING AT MY ALTAR. I GET MY ROCKS OFF AND THEN SHE WANTS TO CUDDLE LOL, NAH GIRL. Rise and go; your faith has saved yoU LUKE 17:19 Story Time Jesus
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