Story Time Jesus

At first I was all, YOLO But then I was all, Nah JK!

At first I was all,
YOLO But then I was all,
Nah JK!   Story Time Jesus

What is a european toddler doing in ancient palestine? Come to think of it...why are Santa and Osama Bin Laden here too?

What is a european toddler doing in ancient palestine? Come to think of it...why are Santa and Osama Bin Laden here too?  Story Time Jesus

So i like decided to play league of legends one day and one spring break later, all the plebes were fucked

So i like decided to play league of legends one day and one spring break later, all the plebes were fucked  Story Time Jesus

So this dude hits me in the face and i turned my head and was like "Come at me bro. Hit me again." Matthew 5:39

So this dude hits me in the face and i turned my head and was like

so i came up with this faith thing ok? cause no fraud can endure without faith bro!

so i came up with this faith thing ok? cause  no fraud can endure without faith bro!  Story Time Jesus

So Tomas was like, "Pics or it didn't happen." And I was like, "Dude, feel the wounds on my hands," And he was like "...My bro!" John 20.24-29

So Tomas was like,

So then I say to myself, "that's what your mom said last night" and i was like, "Jesus God, uncool"

So then I say to myself,

So then I got hammered with some jews and passed out for three days. i woke up in a fucking tomb. Sorry for party rockin. matthew 14:27

So then I got hammered with some jews and passed out for three days. i woke up in a fucking tomb. Sorry for party rockin. matthew 14:27  Story Time Jesus

...My teen years?? Aw, c'mon bro, Nobody wants to hear about that.

...My teen years?? Aw, c'mon bro, Nobody wants to hear about that.   Story Time Jesus

they whipped me and gave me a crown of thorns it was so hot i came twice

they whipped me and gave me a crown of thorns it was so hot i came twice  Story Time Jesus
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