quickmeme: all your memes, gifs & funny pics in one place

view more »

Story Time Jesus

Y la otra vez me puse tan pero tan pedo Que desperte en un piche desierto con un chingo de hambre y sed

Y la otra vez me puse tan pero tan pedo Que desperte en un piche desierto con un chingo de hambre y sed Story Time Jesus
add your own caption

191 shares

yeah bro, I got totally hammered to a cross

yeah bro, I got totally hammered to a cross Story Time Jesus
add your own caption

189 shares

You can keep praying to me if you want to. But I mostly just roll my eyes and make a jerking-off motion when you do.

You can keep praying to me if you want to. But I mostly just roll my eyes and make a jerking-off motion when you do. Story Time Jesus
add your own caption

189 shares

MAN DON'T BE MAKING A BIG SHOW OUT OF TALKING TO MY DAD LIKE A HYPOCRITE AND ALL GO HOME AND SHUT YOUR DOOR, BRO

MAN DON'T BE MAKING A BIG SHOW OUT OF TALKING TO MY DAD LIKE A HYPOCRITE AND ALL GO HOME AND SHUT YOUR DOOR, BRO Story Time Jesus
add your own caption

188 shares

This bro jus' lying by the side of Bethseda pool so i'm like: yo, don't be lame, get up and walk, man! John 5:5-9

This bro jus' lying by the side of Bethseda pool so i'm like: yo, don't be lame, get up and walk, man! John 5:5-9 Story Time Jesus
add your own caption

188 shares

So I say "hey man I don't want to fight you", but then he comes at me with a broken pool cue so I fake left, like this, and land a nasty uppercut on him and, man, his head snapped back so hard that I thought I broke his neck but out of nowhere he swings a

So I say
add your own caption

188 shares

they're all like "fuck hoes!" so i'm like "the lord loveth hoes as well!"

they're all like
add your own caption

188 shares

Me and Peter called all the bitches and got some wine great party got nailed. Coitus 14:6

Me and Peter called all the bitches and got some wine great party got nailed. Coitus 14:6 Story Time Jesus
add your own caption

183 shares

So my wife is all like, your on the computer all night And I'm all like 'i already know that' 1 Corinthians 14:34

So my wife is all like, your on the computer all night And I'm all like 'i already know that' 1 Corinthians 14:34 Story Time Jesus
add your own caption

183 shares

Jesus said No yolo

Jesus said No yolo Story Time Jesus
add your own caption

183 shares

Like us for More!