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Y le dije, "Lazaro, levantate y anda" y lazaro se levanto y ando "Anduvo", Pendejo!!! Pues si... Anduvo pendejo un rato, pero luego se le quito!

Y le dije,
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I am moe getta Beware of my holy dunks

I am moe getta Beware of my holy dunks Story Time Jesus
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So there was like this bitch who had a ton of guys in her And i was like, woah. Demons, you better get out of there cuz my dad's like God or something. Luke 9:2

So there was like this bitch who had a ton of guys in her And i was like, woah. Demons, you better get out of there cuz my dad's like God or something. Luke 9:2 Story Time Jesus
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ahora callaos y escuchadme bien no quiero que luego haya 4 versiones de la misma historia

ahora callaos y escuchadme bien no quiero que luego haya 4 versiones de la misma historia Story Time Jesus
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So I was telling these guys, "unless you turn into zombies and eat my flesh... ...Your going to hell!" John 6:53

So I was telling these guys,
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30 piek voor een zoen, zegt-ie... Ik bedoel – wat de fack!

30 piek voor een zoen, zegt-ie... Ik bedoel – wat de fack! Story Time Jesus
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I was chillin in my crib when 3 wise guys bring me gifts. I'm like, "WTF is myrrh?" they're like, "Bro, don't worry. Bitches love myrrh." Matthew 2:1–12

I was chillin in my crib when 3 wise guys bring me gifts. I'm like,
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So I was like, "bros eat of my body and stuff" and they were all, like, "huh?" and I was like "c'mon do it." and bros were all "dude, no way." So I was all, "Yahweh." Mark 14:22

So I was like,
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So I was like, "let anyone who is thirsty get at me i just transformed a shit ton of water into wine."

So I was like,
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SO I WAS LIKE : "FUCK IT... I GOT 20 ON DAVID!" CANDICE 47:69

SO I WAS LIKE :
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