Story Time Jesus

There is no God; no really! I just get a little crazy sometimes because I got heat stroke in the desert once.

There is no God; no really! I just get a little crazy sometimes because I got heat stroke in the desert once.  Story Time Jesus

No y que de repente llego al templo wey no mames! los pinches judios lo convirtieron en Tepito!

No y que de repente llego al templo wey no mames! los pinches judios lo convirtieron en Tepito!   Story Time Jesus

so i say unto thee no chickens shall be choked this month * matthew 7:11 * sons of god excluded

so i say unto thee no chickens shall be choked this month * matthew 7:11 * sons of god excluded  Story Time Jesus

ieri sera ho conosciuto sta maiala in discoteca, l'ho portata in bagno in un secondo E GLIEL'HO BBUTTAAAAATO!

ieri sera ho conosciuto sta maiala in discoteca, l'ho portata in bagno in un secondo E GLIEL'HO BBUTTAAAAATO!   Story Time Jesus

So they were like "You Only Live Once" and i was like "Well you could've fooled me!"

So they were like

YALT you actually live twice

YALT you actually live twice  Story Time Jesus

YOLO? lol

YOLO? lol   Story Time Jesus

Once Upon A Time..... Ramp Sex, The End

Once Upon A Time..... Ramp Sex, The End  Story Time Jesus

And God said, "BONG RIPS FOR JESUS," AND THERE WERE BONG RIPS.

And God said,

And thats about the time i started thinking maybe my brutal murder will save mankind from eternal damnation

And thats about the time i started thinking maybe my brutal murder will save mankind from eternal damnation  Story Time Jesus
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