Story Time Jesus

Girl put your clothes back on i never asked for this

Girl put your clothes back on i never asked for this  Story Time Jesus

So This fig tree didn't have any figs on it for me and i was like "aw hell naw."

So This fig tree didn't have any figs on it for me and i was like

So Nathan was like wondering how I know all those things about him and i was like "bro,we have common friends in facebook"

So Nathan was like wondering how I know all those things about him and i was like

Y viene un hombre y me pregunta, Yisus, es cierto que si rezo y voy a misa ire al cielo? Y yo le digo, osea, estas pendejo, si no le das like y compartir a una de mis imagenes ni de putadas entras.

Y viene un hombre y me pregunta, Yisus, es cierto que si rezo y voy a misa ire al cielo? Y yo le digo, osea, estas pendejo, si no le das like y compartir a una de mis imagenes ni de putadas entras.  Story Time Jesus

So joseph is all like you're going to be a carpenter and i said "lol You're not my father bro"

So joseph is all like you're going to be a carpenter and i said

"You have all sinned greatly...." "As penace, Jerk off into the nearest tubesock."

Just because I'm your lord and savior doesn't mean "Jesus" is a strong password.

Just because I'm your lord and savior doesn't mean

Y entonces le dije a mis discipulos: "Puta madre que no soy el buki" mateo 14:27

Y entonces le dije a mis discipulos:

This one time, I got so hammered... I woke up 3 days later in some cave

This one time, I got so hammered... I woke up 3 days later in some cave  Story Time Jesus

Entonces le dije.. claro que puedes caminar sobre el agua ,aslo! LOLOLOL!!

Entonces le dije.. claro que puedes caminar sobre el agua ,aslo! LOLOLOL!!  Story Time Jesus
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