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My bros were all "get these babies out of his face" but I was like, no kids cum first Luke 18:16

My bros were all
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Repent and believe in me and I will give you life everlasting good trade! Mark 1:15

Repent and believe in me and I will give you life everlasting good trade! Mark 1:15 Story Time Jesus
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Hey guys, I'm kind of pissed off right now. Because Mel Gibson made a movie with me gettin my ass whooped for 3 hours straight. Why's that Big Jeezy?

Hey guys, I'm kind of pissed off right now. Because Mel Gibson made a movie with me gettin my ass whooped for 3 hours straight. Why's that Big Jeezy? Story Time Jesus
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entonces me dijeron jesus por que usas pelo largo? y les dije... pues soy metalero carajo!

entonces me dijeron jesus por que usas pelo largo? y les dije... pues soy metalero carajo! Story Time Jesus
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I rose from the dead to wish you a happy birthday bro

I rose from the dead to wish you a happy birthday bro Story Time Jesus
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So they like take the boat across the river So I said 'Nah! I'm gonna walk'

So they like take the boat across the river So I said 'Nah! I'm gonna walk' Story Time Jesus
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So satan was like, "Bro why don't you worship me?" I'm like, "Can't you smell what the rock is cooking? Know your role and shut your mouth jabroni. It is written bro!"

So satan was like,
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And then the 3rd time peter was like, "naw I dont know that brah."

And then the 3rd time peter was like,
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA jesus turned water into Vodka

IN SOVIET RUSSIA jesus turned water into Vodka Story Time Jesus
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STEVE asked me how to sell off all of his extra rugby shirts and fishnet stockings. And I was like, "RENDER UNTO BROs what is Bros' and unto Hoes what is Hoes'." matthew 22:21

STEVE asked me how to sell off all of his extra rugby shirts and fishnet stockings. And I was like,
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