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so one time i got so hammered i woke up in a cave 3 days later

so one time i got so hammered i woke up in a cave 3 days later Story Time Jesus
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So I ask this dude what his name is and he tells me it's simon Then I was like, "That name sucks, I'm just gonna call you peter".

So I ask this dude what his name is and he tells me it's simon Then I was like,
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so my dad told them, "guys come on, seriously, don't eat that" first thing that bitch does is eat it. so yeah thats why i'm here

so my dad told them,
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So I was like "no more wine?" i got this shit." mark 8:00:85

So I was like
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So then I got hammered with some jews and passed out for three days. i woke up in a fucking tomb. shit was crazy matthew 14:27

So then I got hammered with some jews and passed out for three days. i woke up in a fucking tomb. shit was crazy matthew 14:27 Story Time Jesus
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So then I was like, "Maaaan, one of you guys is gonna betray me" and they were all "whaaaaaaaaat?"

So then I was like,
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So everyone thought I was dead, Then I was like, "LOL, I was chillin in that cave the whole time" Revelations 4:20

So everyone thought I was dead, Then I was like,
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So then Judas comes over and kisses me At first I was like "Whoa man, no homo", but then shit got real

So then Judas comes over and kisses me At first I was like
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This one time, I got so hammered... I woke up 3 days later in some cave

This one time, I got so hammered... I woke up 3 days later in some cave Story Time Jesus
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Then I was like, "No you can totally walk on water bro." LMFAO matthew 14:27

Then I was like,
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