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so i was chillin' with my homies at the last supper and i was like bros... this food you're eating is my body.. they were all like no way! And I was like, Yahweh

so i was chillin' with my homies at the last supper and i was like bros... this food you're eating is my body.. they were all like no way! And I was like, Yahweh Story Time Jesus
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Come at me bro, My nigga Smokey got my back. II Kings 2:23-24

Come at me bro, My nigga Smokey got my back. II Kings 2:23-24 Story Time Jesus
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scincezs? FACtz? HAHA EUPHORIC!!! XD XD XD XD

scincezs? FACtz? HAHA EUPHORIC!!! XD XD XD XD Story Time Jesus
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And then I was like... "if you want to talk to my dad, you have to go through me." John 14:16

And then I was like...
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so my dad told them, "guys come on, seriously, don't eat that" first thing that chick does is eat it. so yeah thats why i'm here

so my dad told them,
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So dude came back with my money all like, "I buried you money so it'd be safe" and i was like "Yo dawg, why you so lame with my bling?" matthew 25:24-27

So dude came back with my money all like,
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So I was like chillin on the cross and this guy nailed me with his spear for no reason 3 days later he had to explain his CO how his dead prsoner escaped

So I was like chillin on the cross and this guy nailed me with his spear for no reason 3 days later he had to explain his CO how his dead prsoner escaped Story Time Jesus
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alright people, shut up and listen real close, I don't want you dont something stupid like telling the same story 4 times over. Wheres Mark, Luke, and John?

alright people, shut up and listen real close, I don't want you dont something stupid like telling the same story 4 times over. Wheres Mark, Luke, and John? Story Time Jesus
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So I was plowing this bitch, right. She was all like,"Oh go, oh god." I was like," yo bitch, das my dad." lol

So I was plowing this bitch, right. She was all like,
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA jesus turned Vodka into wine

IN SOVIET RUSSIA jesus turned Vodka into wine Story Time Jesus
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