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So these "blind guys" start yelling for my help when I walk by I was like "How did you know it was me?" and I'll be damned if their sight didn't return. ~ Matthew 9:27-31

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"So this whore came up to me at the dinner table got on her knees and started to lick my feet in front of everybody. Bitches Be Crazy Bro. Luke 7:36-50
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entonces psykovsky se sube a tocar 10 horas y yo bien acido dije, ¿que pedo con eso?

entonces psykovsky se sube a tocar 10 horas y yo bien acido dije, ¿que pedo con eso? Story Time Jesus
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AND THIS GIRL WAS ALL LIKE, "YOLO." AND I WAS LIKE LOL I DON'T THINK SO.

AND THIS GIRL WAS ALL LIKE,
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so i was chillin' with my homies at the last supper and i was like, "bros... this food you're eating is my body." they were all like, "no way!" And I was like, "Yahweh"

so i was chillin' with my homies at the last supper and i was like,
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So Peter bets me $20 I couldn't walk on this lake Little did he know, there was a layer of ice over the lake. Easiest bet I ever won!

So Peter bets me $20 I couldn't walk on this lake Little did he know, there was a layer of ice over the lake. Easiest bet I ever won! Story Time Jesus
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Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces Lol, your faces. Malachi 8:055

Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces Lol, your faces. Malachi 8:055 Story Time Jesus
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So I was like, my bro, my bro Why aren't you textin me back?

So I was like, my bro, my bro Why aren't you textin me back? Story Time Jesus
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So I yelled at my boy, Yo Lazarus.. Quit being dead bro! John 11

So I yelled at my boy, Yo Lazarus.. Quit being dead bro! John 11 Story Time Jesus
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So there was like 5000 of the and they were like, "Brah, we're starving" I took one look at the loaves and fish and I was like, "I GOT THIS."

So there was like 5000 of the and they were like,
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