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Story Time Jesus

So I asked this Pilates guy "U mad bro" And he was like "no, but I'm pretty cross"

So I asked this Pilates guy
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So this one time i got so hammered... i woke up 3 days later in some cave

So this one time i got so hammered... i woke up 3 days later in some cave Story Time Jesus
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Yah man, you're all invited Just tell Peter my name at the gate

Yah man, you're all invited Just tell Peter my name at the gate Story Time Jesus
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So I was like, "yo, abraham. you should kill your son." Then I went, "Dude, wait! I was kiddin', bro!"

So I was like,
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So like these guys were sellin stuff in my dads house and i was like "what is this joel olsteen's church?" and flipped the table and made it rain coins.

So like these guys were sellin stuff in my dads house and i was like
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So they were all like YOLO! So I said "Cool story bro, give me 3 days"

So they were all like YOLO! So I said
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So I was hungry and wanted a Fig; not in season but Whatevs I check a tree- get this; bitch didn't have any figs, so I'm like 'fuck you tree, fuck you forever.' (My bros'll back me up, they totes saw me do it) -mark 11

So I was hungry and wanted a Fig; not in season but Whatevs I check a tree- get this; bitch didn't have any figs, so I'm like 'fuck you tree, fuck you forever.' (My bros'll back me up, they totes saw me do it) -mark 11 Story Time Jesus
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M' man Lazarus died. I cried. Then I said, "yo dawg! c'mon outa dat grave!" John 11

M' man Lazarus died. I cried. Then I said,
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And so i was like, "This one time..." "At bandcamp" Americus Pieus 4:20

And so i was like,
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Come at me bro! Come at me! Job 13:15

Come at me bro! Come at me! Job 13:15 Story Time Jesus
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