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A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!" As she was running and praying, sh

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed,
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So my bro handed me a beer and I spit that shit out cause it was warm revelation 3:16

So my bro handed me a beer and I spit that shit out cause it was warm revelation 3:16 Story Time Jesus
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and i was like bro thou shalt gig 'em

and i was like bro thou shalt gig 'em Story Time Jesus
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so i was chillin' with my homies at the last supper and i was like bros... this food your eating is my body.. they were all like no way! And I was like, Yahweh

so i was chillin' with my homies at the last supper and i was like bros... this food your eating is my body.. they were all like no way! And I was like, Yahweh Story Time Jesus
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Saw a blind hobo begging in front of the Siloam Sip n Strut, so I threw mud at his face and told him to take a bath. Next thing I know, he says he can see, so I've been rollin with it. John 9:11

Saw a blind hobo begging in front of the Siloam Sip n Strut, so I threw mud at his face and told him to take a bath. Next thing I know, he says he can see, so I've been rollin with it. John 9:11 Story Time Jesus
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My dad got my mom pregnant and left. ANd now he be tellin im supposed to die Fuck that. My homie Judas got my back

My dad got my mom pregnant and left. ANd now he be tellin im supposed to die Fuck that. My homie Judas got my back Story Time Jesus
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And i was all like "i don't care what your name is... you best be getting into those pigs" Mark 5:1-20

And i was all like
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And I'm all, "I'm not going to just give you a fish, bro. But I'll totally show you how to catch some yourself." True Story

And I'm all,
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I tied my ass to a tree... and then I proceeded to walk into town.

I tied my ass to a tree... and then I proceeded to walk into town. Story Time Jesus
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How many times do I need to tell you fucking people? I'm not your fucking messiah leave me the fuck alone

How many times do I need to tell you fucking people? I'm not your fucking messiah leave me the fuck alone Story Time Jesus
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