Story Time Jesus

Seriously you guys, Whose kid is this?

Seriously you guys, Whose kid is this?   Story Time Jesus

so then he said please let me into heaven and i was like NO!

so then he said please let me
into heaven and i was like NO!  Story Time Jesus

So she's all like, "Put two fingers in" And I'm all like, "Ok." matthew 14:27

So she's all like,

so yesterday god and the devil were talking and i said fight fight then i was like woah just kidding bros

so yesterday god and the
devil were talking and i said fight
fight then i was like woah just 
kidding bros   Story Time Jesus

Ya,they made me carry my own cross, so I threw that shit on my back and did walking lunges the WHOLE way, like a BOSS!!

Ya,they made me carry my own cross, so I threw that shit on my back and did walking lunges the WHOLE way, like a BOSS!!  Story Time Jesus

So I was all like "Yo Legion, leave this man and go into those pigs.." Those little piggies went WEEEE all the way off a CLIFF. LMAO matthew 14:27

So I was all like

JESUS IS CUMMING... ...GET A SOCK.

JESUS IS CUMMING... ...GET A SOCK.  Story Time Jesus

"So I was in my father's house and they were selling shit without giving him a cut you know how I do, I made a whip, turned over some tables and said get at me bro. John 2:14-16

So I was like "I got you. follow me and I will make you a fisherman Then come lent, you'll be makin hella bank." Matthew 4:19

So I was like

So these guys try to crucify me right, and im like Do you even lift bro?

So these guys try to crucify me right, and im like Do you even lift bro?   Story Time Jesus
Like us for More!