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So everyone was all like YOLO But then I was like "Nah bro" John 3:16

So everyone was all like YOLO But then I was like
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So they nailed me to the cross with a sign saying "King of Jews" So I look up at them, smile and i'm like "Bro, Bitches love Kings." Luke 23:36-37

So they nailed me to the cross with a sign saying
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This one time, I got so wasted I woke up 3 days later in some cave

This one time, I got so wasted I woke up 3 days later in some cave Story Time Jesus
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So these people are like, "crucify him!" and I'm like, "hater's gonna hate"

So these people are like,
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So Moses says to Pharaoh, "Let my homies go!" And Pharaoh's like, "No way Jose!" And my Pops is like, "I see how it's gonna be Pharaoh. Enjoy your ten Plagues!"

So Moses says to Pharaoh,
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i rode in on an ass yo mamas ass

i rode in on an ass yo mamas ass Story Time Jesus
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So then I stole this kid and said Bitch, i'm jesus Luke 25:14

So then I stole this kid and said Bitch, i'm jesus Luke 25:14 Story Time Jesus
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...AND WITH THE CRUMBS OF ONE NATURE VALLEY BAR, I FED 5,000 PEOPLE

...AND WITH THE CRUMBS OF ONE NATURE VALLEY BAR, I FED 5,000 PEOPLE Story Time Jesus
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he said to me "wait you masterbate?" so i said who doesn't, amirate? Jackson 12:23

he said to me
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And the dude was like, how can I get some of dem der aesthetics? And I was like "just take a multi V daily and a high dose of Trebolone"

And the dude was like, how can I get some of dem der aesthetics? And I was like
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