Stoner Penguin

Tries to describe chicken as "tender" "chender ticken"

Tries to describe chicken as

Takes a new smoker on a blunt ride. They drop the blunt out the window when trying to ash.

Takes a new smoker on a blunt ride.  They drop the blunt out the window when trying to ash.   Stoner Penguin

In the kitchen for a snack puts cheese, ham and tomato on the cutting board and stuffs it in the microwave for a grilled cheese sandwhich

In the kitchen for a snack puts cheese, ham and tomato on the cutting board and stuffs it in the microwave for a grilled cheese sandwhich  Stoner Penguin

Texts Crush absolute gibberish

Texts Crush absolute gibberish  Stoner Penguin

celebrates the success of old memes with a bowl forgets to post

celebrates the success of old memes with a bowl forgets to post   Stoner Penguin

Talks to cute girl while stoned Didn't realize he has a raging boner

Talks to cute girl while stoned Didn't realize he has a raging boner  Stoner Penguin

goes to get a drink at the movies comes back to the wrong theatre with popcorn, m&m's, nachos, and coke

goes to get a drink at the movies comes back to the wrong theatre  with popcorn, m&m's, nachos, and coke  Stoner Penguin

is apart of his first stoner circle gets so excited that he forgets to inhale.

is apart of his first stoner circle gets so excited that he forgets to inhale.  Stoner Penguin

i like green

i like green    Stoner Penguin

analyze every scene forget the story

analyze every scene forget the story  Stoner Penguin
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